idiots love dinos

Valentine's day was originally a day to get dinosaurs drunk so that they wouldn't get mean and kill and rape the humans in the nearby villages. As with all modern holidays the true spirit and meaning of Valentine's day has been lost. We have not forgotten.

Modern dinosaurs are much smaller than there prehistoric ancestors making them a "cheep date".

Just like the tar pits of old, the dino is sucked in to the muck.

His only chance is to drink his way out.

Freedom is in sight.

He's already thinking about pizza.

Yup he's wasted. But happy.

Fin.